- Never continue dating anyone who is rude to the waiter. - DAN HENRY
- If only someone had told me the body I loathed in my 20s would be
the body I wistfully longed for in my 30s! - CYNTHIA BOCOBOC
- No one who cannot train a dog to heel, sit and stay for at least
ten minutes on command should be allowed to raise children. - ROBIN
CLEMENTS
- When buying a car, skip zippy and snazzy, and go directly to practical
and running. - MARILYN PENLAND
- A woman needs only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't
move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the
tape. - PHYLLIS WINTER
- The five most essential words for a healthy relationship: "I
apologize" and "You are right." - TERRY DUKE
- Pull over for the idiots and let them pass even when you're going
pretty fast already. - MIKE SOCHACKI
- Show up, pay attention, speak from the heart, and don't be attached
to the outcome. - LYNNE BORSCHE
- Never marry a man who hates his mother. - BETH CLEMENTS
- When baking, follow directions. When cooking, go by your own taste.
- LAIKO BAHRS
- I've learned to pick my battles. I ask myself, "Will this matter
a year from now? A month? A week? A day?" - VALORIE JACKSON
- The shortest line is always the longest. - SUSAN G. SEITZ
- Good sex should involve laughter. Because it's, you know, funny.
- STEPHANIE LUCAS
- When you realize you've made a mistake, make amends immediately.
It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. - DAN HEIST
- Make sure you leave something in this world besides clothes, a nice
house and a stock portfolio. - SABRINA STEELE
- You learn something new every day if you pay attention. - RAY LEBLOND
- Don't supply the rocks that are to be thrown at you. - GENE DALY
- Never leave a place where you're having a good time to go somewhere
else where you only think you'll have a better time. - RICH LEBLOND
- If he says you're too good for him, believe it. - DEBBIE FARSON
- The best advice my mother ever gave me: "Go! You might meet
somebody!" - SUSAN PIPER PRYOR
- You will never, ever win an argument with a meter maid. - DEAN BACKUS
- If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance.
- ANDREA BOYDSTON
- Never pass up an opportunity to use the rest room. - SALLY SANGER
- Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses
your children. - MARILYN PENLAND
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