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Life's Bell Curve

At age 4 ........success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12.......success is having friends.
At age 16.......success is having a driver's license.
At age 20.......success is having sex.
At age 35.......success is having money.
At age 50.......success is having money.
At age 60.......success is having sex.
At age 70.......success is having a driver's license.
At age 75.......success is having friends.
At age 80...... success is not peeing in your pants.




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