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The Worlds's Best Pickup Lines

  1. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
  2. [Look at his/her shirt label.When they say, "What are you doing?] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
  3. All those curves, and me with no brakes.
  4. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?
  5. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.
  6. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  7. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?
  8. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.



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