| 6. |
As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. |
| 5. |
No one but the creator understands the internal logic. |
| 4. |
Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory
for future reference. |
| 3. |
The native language used to communicate with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone else. |
| 2. |
The message "Bad Command or file Name" is about as informative
as "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not
going to tell you". |
| AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE : |
| 1. |
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half of your paycheck on accessories for it. |
