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College - A place where some pursue learning and others
learn to pursue. Etc - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Ecstasy - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. Committee - Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Politician - One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Optimist - A person who starts to take a bath if he accidentally falls into a river. Pessimist - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY . Diplomat - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Classic - A book which people praise, but do not read. Dictionary - The only place where divorce comes before marriage. Miser - A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. Marriage - It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's. Father - A banker provided by nature. Rumor - News that travels at the speed of sound. Criminal - A guy no different from the rest of us, except that he got caught. Worry - Interest paid on trouble before it falls due. Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Philosopher - A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Tears - The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Experience - The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions. Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. |
