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The Perfect Worker
01 | Phi Nguyen, my assistant programmer, can always be found
02 | hard at work in his cubicle. Phi works independently, without
03 | wasting company time talking to colleagues. Phi never
04 | thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
05 | finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
06 | measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
07 | breaks. Phi is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
08 | vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
09 | knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Phi can be
10 | classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 | dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Phi be
12 | promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 | executed as soon as possible.

Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.



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