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Honk if you love Jesus!

Granny bought a bumper sticker for her old buick....

She writes:

The other day I went to the local religious bookstore where I saw a "honk if you really love Jesus" bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience!!

I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection...just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. The bumper sticker really worked!! I found that lots of those people loved Jesus!

Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must have really loved the Lord, because pretty soon, he rolled down his window and yelled "Jesus Christ!" as loud as he could. Why it was like a football game with him shouting "Go Jesus Christ, Go!" Everyone else started honking too, so I rolled down my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people.

There must have been a man from Florida, because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach and I saw him waving in a funny way only with his middle finger stuck up in the air.

I had recently asked my grandsons what that meant, he kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign, so I rolled down my window and gave him the good luck sign back. A couple of people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet that they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed the light had changed and I stepped on the gas.

It's a good thing I did, because I was the only car to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned out the window, gave them a big smile, and held up the Hawaiian Good Luck Sign as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Love ya all,

Granny




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