| Dilbert's Theorem |
| Dilbert's Theorem on Salary states that Engineers, Teachers, Programmers
and Scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and
sales people. This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following three postulates: Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge=Power) Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time=Money) Postulate 3 (as every Physics student knows): Power = Work/Time It therefore follows: Knowledge = Work/Time and since Time = Money, we have: Knowledge=Work/Money Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work /Knowledge Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done. Conclusion: The Less you Know, the More you Make |
